Found these gems I made weeks ago B)
Tag: crack
Gideon: I need you to invade Stanford Pines mind!
Bill: oh I’ve invaded more than his mind kid

If we were never supposed to take this the wrong way, well that’s just a lost cause because I can think of at least five ways to restrain a senior citizen that are less blatantly kinky.
If there was any subtext in this relationship, I can assure you it is long dead.
Taking this the wrong way forever now, may Time Baby have mercy on oncoming traffic
Tattooing your demon boyfriend’s summoning spell on your body
“Whatever you do, don’t read it out loud. Or else he’ll appear to make fun of me.”






